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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Khan
2. Khan Noonian Singh
3. Your excellency.
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
Screennames? There are no screennames on Ceti Alpha V. There are, in fact, no screens.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Everything, of course.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
I like all of me!
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Indian.
2. Genetically engineered stuff from a lab.
3. Strange Spanish accent.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Stupidity.
2. Ceti eels.
3. Exploding planets.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food.
2. Drink.
3. Oxygen.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Starfleet medallion.
2. Radio.
3. Jacket.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Hanson. There are no other good bands.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. "Mmmbop" by Hanson. Enough said.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Total devotion to me.
2. Total loyalty to me.
3. Sex. Obviously.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I hate Captain Kirk.
2. I hate Captain Kirk.
3. Andorans are pink.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. Tendency to adore me.
2. Er...
3. That's all.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Memorising "Moby Dick".
2. Hating Captain Kirk.
3. Watching "Fantasy Island".
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Kill Captain Kirk.
2. Get off Ceti Alpha V.
3. Tell Joachim to get a decent haircut. Mullets are so 80s.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Dictator.
2. Tyrant.
3. Children's writer.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Away from Ceti Alpha V.
2. Earth.
3. Risa sounds cool. I wonder if they have Hanson albums there...
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Joachim.
2. Khan.
3. Noon.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Kill Captain Kirk.
2. Quote Moby Dick.
3. Look suitably tragic.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. Machismo.
2. Egotism.
3. Really great pecs.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
I am in no way a "chick".
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Taylor Hansen.
2. Zack Hansen.
3. The other one.
~Lonelywalker
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