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Subliminal Mullets
Methinks you should link this to the Trinity conspiracy piece...
OK, this is getting silly...
There is a conspiracy afoot to stop me getting my "Wrath of Khan" DVD. Let's recap...
1. I try to buy a DVD in Israel. No one has it. In fact, hardly anyone even sells DVDs.
2. I buy a copy on Amazon. It gets here, but I have to pick it up at the post office.
3. I go to the post office, but they say it hasn't arrived there yet.
4. I return to the post office, but they are closed, having just that day changed their hours so that they're only open when I'm at university.
5. I dispatch the boyfriend to pick it up. He just called me, saying that he tried, but there was a 40-minute queue for the post office when he went, and he didn't have the time or inclination to wait.
6. So, I think, I'll get it tomorrow. WRONG! It's Holocaust Memorial Day! Ack!
I may, at this rate, actually get some work done. I'm fully expecting that, come Friday, the postal workers will be on strike...
I'm beginning to understand what Khan was so wrathful about.
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kincsem
2005-05-04 11:59 (link) Select
No doubt about it, you are being thwarted by a conspiracy of cosmic scope. Some content in "Wrath of Khaaaaaaaaaaaaan" is so sensitive that it has become critical that you never be exposed to it, perhaps some subliminal message in the mullets.
Remember, the Truth is Out There.
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